10. Sell the manure....pound for pound it's more valuable than the hogs.

9. Remember to lock all doors and gates...you don't want anyone sneaking in at night and dropping off more hogs.

8. When have you ever had the chance to double your income when hog prices jump a dime?

7. I know things are bad... but don't drink the disinfectant.

6. The iodine with alcohol probably tastes beter.

5.Take a load of hogs into town and dump them off. Seems fair after all the cats you've got that way.

4. Quit buying dog and cat food. Give them fresh pork!

3. At least the bottom is in sight... I meant hog prices, not the bottle!

2. Remember... it's not the end of the world.. actually from a Christian perspective that would be better.

And the number one thing to remember ... If we would tell the world about Jesus Christ and spread the Good News... think of all those converted Muslims and Jews as pork consumers!

Seriously, at times like this we need to thank God for the many blessings we have, pray for those in financial hardship and look to do whatever we can to help one another. We have Hope because our Savior lives. Nothing can take that away!

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